Imagine a typical Dutch souvenir, and you are likely to think of these two: the little farmer and his girlfriend, either kissing each other or looking into the world with perpetual optimism. They always look round, always healthy, but never as white as these. This farmer’s boy and his girlfriend might have been the baseline of many, many other souvenirs, or we could be looking at the remnants of a hobby project that no one ever got to start.